sweet lady kisses.

wholewheat3:

When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

(Source: wholewheat, via winchesters-take-221b)

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

(via shiitt-happenss)

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater, via metalhearted)

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